I was hanging out with my friend the other day and then out of nowhere, he just turns to me with huge eyes and says, “I finally understand why Psychic is super effective against Fighting. Because brain is stronger than brawn.” and I feel like my mind has just exploded.
Torchic’s evolutionary line just means lot to me personally. It goes from a cute lil’ fire chick, to a tough-lookin’ fire chicken, to a fucking goddam karate flame beast with a fucking goddam mullet, and if you don’t think that transition is the tightest shit ever then feel free to get the fuck out of my face.
Grass: You're a goddamn plant fucker you sick fuck
Electric: You're the kind of bitchbaby that sleeps with a Pikachu plush at night
Normal: What the fuck is even wrong with you
Rock: Who are we fucking kidding nobody's favorite type is rock
Dark: You're a fucking goth kid wannabe so fuck you
Ghost: You're not even a goth wannabe you're a fucking scene kid wannabe you disgusting filthy goddamn animal
Fighting: You probably get it off to dirty pictures of Machokes don't even try to fucking deny it at this point
Flying: Fuck off
Poison: You're the kind of fucking bitch to spit in people's food
Ground: Ew fucking mole people
Bug: You need to reevaluate your life and your priorities kiddo
Steel: You need to come to terms with the fact that it's no longer 2008
Psychic: You need to get over your goddamn superiority complex fucker
Ice: Why don't you shove an icicle up your ass bitch
Dragon: Wow the only kind of person less fucking original than people who like fire types congragu-fucking-lations cunt if you were any less original I would have to fucking water you twice a week
Fairy: You need to let go of that pink kawaii bullshit and actually become a productive member of society for once you fucking loser
